For Xmas, I bought a Prada purse and expensive earrings, which should I give to my wife and to my mistress?

I need to decide before tomorrow. Thank you. God bless you. Happy holiday.|||To hell with them I want the purse and the earrings--PLEASE?







LMAO....You have won the "Best Troll of Christmas Eve" by far---You made a troll laugh so you got skills...:)|||I don't know who is older the wife or mistress, but the purse to the wife(because she loves you know matter what) and the earrings to the mistress(because she uses you for the gifts). That seems like the logical option.|||Arright, Johnny, do this:


give them both to the mistress and run out, get your wife some practical gift. Then she'll think you're a chump, if she loves you she may want to keep you a little longer to try to change you.|||lol ear rings to the wife and purse to the mistress just seems tradional unless the mistress is older then your wife then flip it around|||The purse for the wife, the earrings for the mistress, that's what I would do...!|||Give them both to your wife and ask God to bless YOU.|||Who do you think will look better in the earrings?|||You're a douche! I feel sorry for your poor wife. I would stick the earring and purse up my ***.|||I do love trolls..I don't get why people get so worked up...